RUN, do not walk, to the latest installment of The Chronicles of William Bazillion! I provide a handy recap of the past two years' worth of stories, while (re-)introducing two characters who will have a big impact on the upcoming (I promise) resolution of The Race for Santa's Nazi Gold.

Excelsior!

Another new installment of William Bazillion is here.

The buildup for this chapter's been a little slow, but once you see where it's going...I'm kinda jealous of everyone who doesn't know what's coming up next.

Here's the conclusion to Chapter Five of The Race for Santa's Nazi Gold:

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And for those of you keeping score, here's the current status of the main characters:

William Bazillion, Fatty, Darryl, Weiner, William Sicilian, The Italian Battalion, Max O'Millions, Santa Claus: Missing, presumed dead

Dale Warlock: Back in the U.S., running Bazillion, Inc. during William's absence

Rocket-Nixon, Nixon-Prime: En route to the North Pole, and running for President of the United States of America

Gunther Klaus: Safely nestled in his North Pole headquarters, along with Santa's Nazi Gold

Hundreds of B-List 1970s celebrity clones: Status unknown

Andrew Farago: Sleep-deprived, overworked and underpaid; current whereabouts unknown

Thanks for reading!

If you haven't been reading The Chronicles of William Bazillion, I suggest you start reading with this week's installment. It's probably even more fun if you've got no idea why any of this stuff is happening...

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Part Two of Max O'Millions and the Red Menace is up now: http://www.williambazillion.com

More shenanigans next week.

Nixon meets the James Gang...

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In December 2006, William Bazillion announced his expedition to the Arctic, with the intention of recovering some long-missing Nazi gold. By the spring of 2007, William and his crew set forth for Svalbard, the site of the Doomsday Seed Vault.

As a matter of fact, the two most major plot devices in William Bazillion right now involve Svalbard's Doomsday Seed Vault and the search for Nazi gold.

That's why I was more than a little surprised when I clicked on CNN's website yesterday and discovered this:



That probably doesn't look like much of anything, but check out this enlarged clipping from CNN's Science news, as it appeared on February 28, 2008:



I'm not the paranoid type, but I'm expecting to see headlines pairing Doug Henning's corpse and Nixon nostalgia any day now...

Shaenon's sick, I've put in way too much overtime since last Friday, I'm behind schedule on about eight projects right now, but dammit, I found a way to update my site anyway.

Jump on the LOL-Prez bandwagon before it's too late:

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